Nasreddin Hodja’s donkey has been stolen.
Hodja’s friends blame Hodja for it instead of consoling him:
-“You had to lock the door of the stable.”
-“Didn’t you hear a clattering noise?”
-“I think you didn’t tie the donkey tightly.”
Hodja listens to them silently, but he can bear it no longer and at last he says:
-“Enough! You think I’m totally faulty. Be just a bit! Wasn’t the thief faulty at all?”