A young lad came home after his first day at school was asked by his mother how did he enjoy his first day at school.
He told her that the other kids were teasing him.
They kept laughing and calling him big head. His mother told him to ignore them.
She also told him that there was nothing wrong with his head.
She then asked him to go the store and get ten pounds of potatoes.
He asked her what could use to carry them in.
She replied; use your hat.